I don't know how this is possible but Kevin Greeson, a 55-year-old Alabama man died of a "medical emergency" while attempting to steal a portrait from inside the US Capitol. The emergency was that he accidentally and repeatedly tased himself in the balls.
Can't be true, can it?
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A couple of tweets. I don't know what to believe. It's funny/tragic
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i'll believe it when i see legitimate sources confirming it, but meanwhile i'll still laugh about it
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I so want to believe it.
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Lol this is going to be the funniest comment of 2021
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If he had it jammed in his front pocket or in the waistband of his pants, and then everything got scrunched together in just the right way, I can see it happening.
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