I'm known for having the most pathetic plans for celebrating NYE. Last year, I visited my mom and I was in bed by 9pm. The difference this year is that I won't be the only one with pathetic plans.
This year, you too might be a pathetic NYE celebrant!
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I’m assuming, since turning 40, that for each pathetic NYE I collect, I will get to erase a younger less-pathetic (which turns out were often more-yet-differently-pathetic) NYE. I’m a committed revisionist in this sense.
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Using the same principle, I am now a virgin.

