I understand that 2020 years ago, a baby was born in a manger, and Jews picked up their phones and called Chinese takeout. I love traditions.
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And they covered their kitchen counters with foil to keep the traif from contaminating the surfaces.
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Why has no one written a "Christmas" rom-com about a lonely Jewish widow and the Chinese restaurant owner who serves her every year but is too shy to reveal his feelings?
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We had pizza...but from a fancy Italian place, not pizza hut





