My butler charges my phone.
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I hardly sleep at night. The noon thing is a fifteen minute nap in front of the computer.
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That’s exactly what I thought! 😄
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Who's hoarding my hot chips? Is there some faction that's cornered all the hot chips from the rest of us?
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...and does my twerking. Who has time for that when I'm busy lying, eating "hot chips," and being bisexual?
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"Twerk" is the last 5 letters in "Gesamtkunstwerk". This may have significance in certain leftist cells.
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