If I had a penny for every time I looked for my eyeglasses while wearing them . . .
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This one time, I was on the phone with my friend freaking out that I couldn’t find my phone.
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I've done that at least three or four times. I believe, and I might be wrong, that I'd win any absent minded contest. I once came out of the kitchen with a cup of tea and a dirty dishrag. I dumped the tea in the laundry basket and sat at my computer with the dishrag.

