Why settle for one neurosis when you can have four or five or ten?
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I have four: they’re playing bridge at the kitchen table, snubbing me, so I go into my office. A fifth one jumps up from behind my chair. “Gotcha!”
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sometimes the argue with each other, then I just tiptoe away quietly and eat the ice cream I hid in the freezer
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