The usual feeling of dread has been replaced with new-and-improved dread, now with 30% more dread and a fresh lavender scent.
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But it's okay because, you know, there are "more important things than living.”
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A new lemon-lime scent is sure to follow!
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Dumb joke that cracks me up - READ ALOUD:
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
Answer: The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, and the people in Abu Dhabi do.
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I was born in a lavender bush, almost!
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Today I just wanted my doctor son, home. (He's at the hospital, working and not sick. Yet.)
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I hate the smell of lavender. Cataclysmic doom shouldn’t smell like a granny’s hanky!




