At lunch today, a waiter called me Jiddo (grandpa). Kill me now.
I don't think that's going to be my lowest point today since Arsenal are about to play a game!
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For the record, the waiter was being nice and polite. He was using it as an honorific.
For the record, Arsenal is still bad.
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I once handed a bank teller my driver's license for ID and she said, "Wow, you look a lot younger in this!" (Granted, she was correct.) My reply was "This is not the way to win friends and influence people."
You are always a globe-trotting, man-about-the-world wordsmith to me.
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You so old you don't know how to spell "brilliant friend"
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Nothing wrong with being old and looking old.
There’s nothing wrong with it.
The people mutilating their own faces and getting doll hair are suffering some delusional madness of our time.
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I took my office manager and his wife to a Chinese restaurant over the course of 6 months. We always brought their infant. He’s Chinese, she is Lithuanian. They went one time without me and the waiter asked “where’s grandpa?”
I’m 4 years older than my office manager.
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