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I once handed a bank teller my driver's license for ID and she said, "Wow, you look a lot younger in this!" (Granted, she was correct.) My reply was "This is not the way to win friends and influence people." You are always a globe-trotting, man-about-the-world wordsmith to me.
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I just realized my driver's license expires in January! It's 20 years old. NYS is very lazy about replacing licenses.
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Nothing wrong with being old and looking old. There’s nothing wrong with it. The people mutilating their own faces and getting doll hair are suffering some delusional madness of our time.
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I took my office manager and his wife to a Chinese restaurant over the course of 6 months. We always brought their infant. He’s Chinese, she is Lithuanian. They went one time without me and the waiter asked “where’s grandpa?” I’m 4 years older than my office manager.
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