I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, can't take this shit no more. I'm going to the pool. I need to swim a hundred laps. Maybe an emergency therapy session.
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I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, swam 20 laps, not enough but still, I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, seem to have grown wiser. Now I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, need to get laid.
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I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, did not get laid, but I had 2 chocolate/caramel tortoises, which I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, think is almost as good.
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Hey, really hope you get what you need. I’m an admirer of the art/beauty/depth of humanity you share here. Thank you.
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Volunteer at a place where you are sure you can help at least one person, at least a little bit. In your #GaUMW
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Tonight my heart almost exploded...I hope swimming made u feel better. I feel like shit & can not grasp all this insanity.
U tweets are marvelous always..💐💐💐
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I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, took a Xanax and drank some tequila.
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At least, as far as I can remember that's what I did.
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