Why is it that Aliens always land in the US?
I'd find it more interesting if they invaded Beirut.
Film pitch:
Aliens try to manage traffic in Cairo, give up after not moving for 15 hours.
Aliens get lost in Mumbai, keep going around in circles for decades. Give up on invasion.
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Another film pitch: Space aliens have so much grain and not enough places to store it. They invade Giza because, you know, Pyramids are perfect for storing grain.
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They land in Jamaica and a guy wearing dreadlocks and sunglasses invites them to "experience the real native culture" and they remember taking a hit off a really big spliff and not much else, they have Bob Marley ear worms and a vague suspicion of having been overcharged.
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