I would like to state unequivocally that I have never dated Natalie Portman or Moby.
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Yeah, but what about Morbalie Porty? I remember when you dated her. Or him.
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It's both. You might be right, you have a better memory.
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If I have a better memory, it's only because I took a lot of drugs back then. People rarely mention that as a side effect, but it's real.
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