For all of you complaining you're not as handsome as George Clooney, can you imagine how I feel? He married my second cousin, not only must I live with not being as gorgeous as he, I also have to deal with the fact that he married the wrong Alameddine. I coulda been a contender.
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She's my little sister. The smart one in the family.
