For all of you complaining you're not as handsome as George Clooney, can you imagine how I feel? He married my second cousin, not only must I live with not being as gorgeous as he, I also have to deal with the fact that he married the wrong Alameddine. I coulda been a contender.
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Minor detail, I'm sure. We could have overcome that!
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I keep thinking that intimacy can kill the romance: seeing him clipping his toenails at 3:17 AM and leaving the shards in the bathroom sink and such ... .
And then I think, "Naw, it's George Clooney. Even that would be sexy."


