(THREAD) Well, not only did steal $50 million in funding, but he also stole my lunch money. Basically, he's stolen $50000007.39, the bastard. And he stole my lunch money only to make himself the most powerful poet in the universe, a position he desperately wanted
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I don't want any young poets to be funded, and I don't want you to have lunch. That's just how I roll.
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You should write a how to book: How to become Powerful (rich and famous, too) through Poetry.

