(THREAD) Well, not only did steal $50 million in funding, but he also stole my lunch money. Basically, he's stolen $50000007.39, the bastard. And he stole my lunch money only to make himself the most powerful poet in the universe, a position he desperately wanted
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And one time, I invited him to go to a museum but he brought a friend, the bastard. He talked to his friend more than he did me. He brought him just to hurt me publicly in front of all the other museum goers.
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And Matthew looked at the paintings more than he looked at me. The devious cunning manipulating guy. All so he could become THE MOST POWERFUL POET IN THE UNIVERSE. Or maybe he was stoned, I can never tell these things.
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Oh, and you guys should really read his book on reading poetry because, umm, it's really good.
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