Wait, we're going to have fireworks on 4th of July? Why didn't anybody think of that before? I'm definitely holding THAT date.
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Wait, what if we had a national holiday on 4th if July, and maybe have, you know, a barbecue or something? Wow. I'm so holding that date.
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Given the circumstances, I think it would be better if we canceled this year’s festivities.
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We’ll call it... POTUS DAY! Thank You, POTUS, thank you! Thank you, Dear Leader! Hooray! U! S! A!



