Every time I see Idris Elba trending and it turns out that he still hasn't declared his eternal love for me, I want to bitch slap someone.
Luckily, I live alone.
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three of them, but I can't bitch slap them. They'd kill me.
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Let me have a few months with him then you can have him forever after. Deal?
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I've heard that the acceptance of full-on masochism helps in such a situation. Accept the pain and enjoy, they say.
Can't bitch slap my cats. They'd kill me.
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