Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on.
--Billy Connolly
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I have lived by that every day of my life. And I also have a couple of tea cosies, one of them for going out.
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Oh yes, you've turned tea cosies into a fashion statement!
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Never trust a man who does not turn cosies into a fashion statement, or doesn't wear Speedos.
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