It never fails. Teams play for an hour and can't score. As soon as I go to the bathroom, Sweden scores. Every single time.
I think World Cup teams should pay me to pee.
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I have a somewhat similar special power, tho less useful: every game I manage to catch is as dull as this one. Every one I miss turns out to be an absolute corker
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Tell me. Yesterday, I watched only the first half of Belgium-Japan.
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Ok, Rabih, here’s the plan: I kinda want this game not to be too exciting: so I’m watching. If things get bad, I may have to DM you to go to the bathroom at some point...
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Sure, but I'm rooting for Columbia. We'll figure it out.
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