It never fails. Teams play for an hour and can't score. As soon as I go to the bathroom, Sweden scores. Every single time.
I think World Cup teams should pay me to pee.
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I have a somewhat similar special power, tho less useful: every game I manage to catch is as dull as this one. Every one I miss turns out to be an absolute corker
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Tell me. Yesterday, I watched only the first half of Belgium-Japan.
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The fix is already in. The payments have been made all along, but you're not seeing any of them. They all go to an agent who monitors your pee breaks and calls it in to HQ. Demand your cut!!
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Sweden scores every time? Does it happen even when Sweden is not playing?
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It's a universal law whatever the sporting code! Go to the bathroom and someone scores!









