R&y K

@r_w_kirkpatrick

Dad, husband, Southern Rock Star, writer, and maker of dumb bios.

Norman, OK
Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2008.

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    3. velj

    when u save yourself for marriage and finally make it to the wedding night

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  2. 3. velj

    Me: Welp, time to get off the couch and go to bed Cat: Not so fast Mister! You've got a lap there that I'm gonna have to lay in. Me: You could have done this at anytime, why now? Cat: I'm a cat, dude.

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    My kid, just now: "I use my water cannons to pee" And then: "I use my poop cannons to poop!"

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    “Don’t bring your politics into sports!” Trump screamed at black athletes while purchasing a million-dollar super bowl ad

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    Today of all days, important to remember only one person is truly “Super”. He may not have looked like much of an “athlete” ..in fact, for most of his life, he didn’t look like much of anything. But he was sent to save us and show us a better way to live. That’s right ...superman

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    And Hannity is such a brown noser.

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    Trump still has no ideas, just insults. What a freaking con man

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    As someone fairly new to the Democratic Party, I don’t get the inner-fighting when we have a MANIAC in the White House?!

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    Hey I'm still wondering this?

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    31. sij

    It’s pretty rare that when a dude calls your wife ugly and says your dad killed JFK you get presented with an opportunity to make him lose his job and that spineless blobfish Ted Cruz didn’t even take it.

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  11. 31. sij

    We are so closer, but soooooo far

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    29. sij

    airline gate attendant: I understand that your little boy is difficult and hard to keep track of, but no, airline policy strictly forbids checking children in the cargo hold. you’ll have to— members of the band Kansas: <deep breath>

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  13. 30. sij

    Northwest Louisiana is more like Texas than the rest of Louisiana. But they pretend they are all cajuns.

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    29. sij

    These impeachment hearings are like if Sesame Street was trying to figure out if Cookie Monster ate all the cookies

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    29. sij

    I love watching convection cells on the Sun because I can see the exact same physics in a bowl of soup

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    29. sij

    Is everyone who works in a Library a “librarian”

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  17. 28. sij

    It's 2032. President Eric Trump has just been sworn in. His VP is Jared Kushner. The wall is built.

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    28. sij

    If you’re using your religion to marginalize and/or discriminate against people, you’re 👏🏻 doing 👏🏻 it 👏🏻 wrong👏🏻. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

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