Showerthoughts

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    10 Oct 2015

    Be one of the first to follow us on Tumblr!

    3 replies 5 retweets 79 likes
  2. 1 hour ago

    I'll be slightly disappointed if there isn't a nightclub in San Francisco named San Fran Disco.

    1 retweet 17 likes
  3. 3 hours ago

    As a 34-year-old, I've lived the same amount of years in two different millennia.

    1 reply 2 retweets 21 likes
  4. 4 hours ago

    I would pay good money to have a car horn that would specifically honk at the car behind me.

    2 retweets 18 likes
  5. 4 hours ago

    If you sent your past self winning lottery numbers, your only reward is knowing your a filthy millionaire in an alternate time line.

    1 reply 19 likes
  6. 5 hours ago

    should have a "I already bought that stop showing me ads for this" button

    3 retweets 21 likes
  7. 5 hours ago

    Half of Blink 182 would be Wink 91

    10 retweets 31 likes
  8. 5 hours ago

    Dog toys in the Toy Story universe really have awful lives.

    9 likes
  9. 6 hours ago

    The fact Elon Musk hasn't released a cologne makes me doubt he's as smart as we all think he is.

    9 retweets 30 likes
  10. 7 hours ago

    I worry that somewhere along the line I forgot to say "end quote" and now everything I say is technically still quoting someone else

    4 retweets 28 likes
  11. 10 hours ago

    Good porn is hard to finish because it's easy to finish.

    4 retweets 23 likes
  12. 11 hours ago

    Abandoned Shopping Malls would make great homeless shelters.

    6 retweets 29 likes
  13. 11 hours ago

    Telling someone not to be sad because someone has it worse is like telling someone not to be happy because someone has it better.

    18 retweets 52 likes
  14. 12 hours ago

    If people stopped praying for others that are in need and actually started helping them, the world would be a much better place.

    21 retweets 61 likes
  15. 12 hours ago

    You 'hear' a lot about letters being silent, but the h in "sure" is invisible.

    8 retweets 30 likes
  16. 12 hours ago

    It's ironic that my gym clothes are also my "lazy clothes"

    2 retweets 22 likes
  17. 12 hours ago

    Since I started working I look at spending money as spending hours of my life, like 'I can't buy that, that's a 4 hour shift.'

    1 reply 11 retweets 57 likes
  18. 14 hours ago

    As self driving cars become the norm, the term "self driving" will flip to describe someone still driving themself manualy.

    15 retweets 54 likes
  19. 14 hours ago

    You never realize how full of shit people are until they start discussing something you know.

    16 retweets 49 likes
  20. 17 hours ago

    Technically, I could go the rest of my life without eating or drinking.

    1 reply 15 retweets 49 likes
  21. 18 hours ago

    I'm probably still "it" from a time I played tag as a child.

    1 reply 5 retweets 34 likes

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