David McCormick

@qwerty823

lead software engineer at / father of two boys

Chesapeake, va
Joined February 2007
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  1. Apr 6

    I'm pretty sure our local news team just mentioned a "meaty urologist" before they switched to the weather. Smh.

  2. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    "Sorry officer, my car has old version of TensorFlow, I'll update it tonight"

    34 replies 3,238 retweets 5,949 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    Lmao.

    4 replies 268 retweets 356 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Mar 24

    Local blind man, teen with autism team up for marathon dream

    5 retweets 10 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Mar 1

    How many crisps was she eating

    385 replies 59,431 retweets 139,175 likes
  6. 31 Dec 2016

    TIL that the commander for the 319th EOD is Captain Jack Sparrow.

  7. Retweeted
    9 Sep 2016

    Check out the now for 's or to listen now!

    Amazon's Alexa can tell you what's trending on Twitter
    1 retweet
  8. 29 Jul 2016

    Had a dyslexic/wtf moment during lunch scanning headlines. Read "Pink Floyd Box Set" as "Pink Floyd Sex Bot".

    1 reply 1 like
  9. Retweeted
    22 Jul 2016

    Clinton emails:"She wants to achieve consistency...the best way to do that is to keep the people ignorant"

    13 replies 202 retweets 173 likes
  10. 8 Jul 2016

    First Dallas, now in Tennessee.

    BREAKING: Investigators say man opened fire on Tennessee highway because he was troubled by recent incidents involving police, blacks.
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    7 Jul 2016

    Today marks the 6th time Apple has featured an app from my team this year. So proud of every member of

    1 reply 4 retweets 14 likes
  12. 1 Jul 2016

    "The engine sounds like 40 pit bulls eating kittens while lifting weights."

    1 like
  13. 25 Jun 2016

    Britain votes for . The losing side petitions for "best 2 out of 3"

  14. 15 Jun 2016

    AMA wants to take on guns (#17 cause of death) vs "medical errors" (#3 cause of death). vs

    1 like
  15. Retweeted
    30 Mar 2016

    Congrats to the team for building the app in 6 weeks!

    Now we're talking Universal Windows Platform Apps. Oh and look is one of them!
    1 reply 3 retweets 9 likes
  16. Retweeted
    29 Feb 2016

    Happy 4th Birthday 🎂Pi 3 PRE-SALE now! RT to get a free one by 12am EST today.

    70 retweets 53 likes
  17. Retweeted
    7 Jan 2016

    . Apple TV app just passed HBO Now as #2 in the app store! Watch out cc

    1 reply 4 retweets 1 like
  18. 29 Apr 2015

    People of Baltimore: Violence & Destruction *IS* the answer. The question, however, is what NOT to do during a protest.

  19. 24 Apr 2015

    Microsoft is involved with DRM for 4k video. I'm holding out for 640k video, which should be enough for anybody.

    1 like
  20. 27 Feb 2015

    Blue & black. White & gold. How about: "The dress is a lie!" or "There is no dress"

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