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  1. 25 Nov 2016

    What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale

    1 reply 1 retweet
  2. 30 Oct 2016

    I don't always procrastinate, but when I do, I'll do it tomorrow. funnythoughts.…

    1 retweet 1 like
  3. 16 Aug 2016

    I don't always procrastinate, but when I do, I'll do it tomorrow.

  4. 24 Jul 2016

    Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

    1 reply 4 retweets 7 likes
  5. 16 Aug 2016

    1 retweet 2 likes
  6. 14 Aug 2016

    Yo Mama so fat, when she wears a green coat people shout out 'SNORLAX’!

    2 retweets 2 likes
  7. 14 Aug 2016

    Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

    1 like
  8. 14 Aug 2016

    How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.

    1 like
  9. 10 Jul 2016

    Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate is salad.

    2 retweets 1 like
  10. 8 Jul 2016

    It's Friday & time for the ! Q: Which triangles are the coldest? A: Ice-sosceles triangles

    1 reply 2 retweets 2 likes
  11. 8 Jul 2016

    Q: What does a proud computer call his son? A: A microchip off the old block.

    2 retweets 1 like
  12. 1 Jul 2016

    Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho Cheese

    1 retweet 2 likes
  13. 26 Jun 2016

    What's the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match? In a hockey game, the fights are real!

    2 retweets 2 likes
  14. 21 Jun 2016

    So True...

    1 like
  15. 17 Jun 2016

    Why won't Hillary let her campaign staffers exercise? She doesn't want them to "Feel The Bern"

    2 retweets 1 like
  16. 16 Jun 2016

    What's Donald Trump's favorite nation? Discrimination!

    7 retweets 8 likes
  17. 13 Jun 2016

    Here's your to start your week off: Q- Why couldn't the angle get a loan? A - His parents wouldn't Cosine.

    3 retweets 3 likes
  18. 13 Jun 2016

    Damn, I forgot to go to the gym today. That's 10 years in a row now...

    1 retweet 2 likes
  19. 11 Jun 2016

    I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems!

    1 retweet
  20. 9 Jun 2016

    How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? By the taste!

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