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Father, Army husband, lawyer, international copyright geek, PhD student, on a quest to become the world's most popular powerpoint streamer. He/Him.

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    1. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

      It's like these people are permanently broken records. Doesn't matter how many times the courts tell them to get fucked sideways, they're wrong as shit about state law, they have a rock-solid misplaced faith in their intelligence.

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    2. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

      BASED ON GEORGIA VOTERS' ALLEGATIONS a court case that I can totally look up happened WHY are you doing this to me it hurts.pic.twitter.com/4GypqA0VWQ

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    3. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

      OFFS. This isn't enough to show who benefitted more. And that's irrelevant to the claims in any event - you geniuses are claiming that ALL voters are equally injured or did you forget that in your partisan frenzy?pic.twitter.com/Omjm7UjmtL

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    4. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

      And we've got some more greatest hits nonsense crammed in - massive difference in absentee rejections, Hillary Clinton, Zuckerberg, yadda yadda FML yadda yadda.

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    5. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

      Is it Festivus yet, because I've got grievances to air and suggestions for what they can do with the pole.

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    6. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

      Michigan is up next. Unless they really ramped up the stupid, I'll catch you in (probably) Wisconsin in a few minutes.pic.twitter.com/eOc9c3kCrU

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    7. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

      Credit where due, at least this particular set of comedians knows what state the TCF Center is in.

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    8. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

      "Counsel, why didn't you bring these claims in Michigan state courts" "We did, Your Honor" "And?" "They said something that I think had the word Pogue but I don't think it involved Fairytale of New York and evicted us from the state." "I don't get paid enough to deal with you."

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    9. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

      These pictures keep getting better and better.pic.twitter.com/LvzXa0DJcE

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    10. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

      And better - I love the shadow of the cell phone in this one.pic.twitter.com/udgV9zQFyV

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      Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

      Ohgod. They're trying to pass baseballcrank off as an "expert witness" in this case where they said all this stuff can't constitutionally be considered by the court.pic.twitter.com/Mq5VhZPMhr

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        2. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          No - "this dispute" is the one about "post-certification election legislaoring" or whatever, remember? Not about things that happened in the states. For crying out loud, if I can keep your stupid story straight, why the hell can't you?pic.twitter.com/TgEPEgvn1r

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        3. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          Oh not this.pic.twitter.com/XNc2DJJ8Is

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        4. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          If you have an issue with the Antrim error rate, take it up with the people who messed up the thing.

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        5. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          On Wisconsin! Hopefully we can get through this without having to stop, and hopefully there's not much left after this except the Land-O-Sheriff-Joe.pic.twitter.com/lg85k5Mef5

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        6. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          Apparently, having more drop boxes per square mile in the parts of Wisconsin where humans outnumber cows violates the Constitution. Who knew?

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        7. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          Do you have to be nuts to drive a truck for USPS, or is that an optional extra?pic.twitter.com/5vbhWcMGU5

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        8. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          Finally isn't the word to use on page 104 of 116. Trust me on this.pic.twitter.com/MIrggjHcz8

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        9. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          Deceased. Again.pic.twitter.com/YBJm4QioGf

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        10. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          And again.pic.twitter.com/RBUIrYK0rK

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        11. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          Also: Of COURSE Maricopa gets more drop boxes and early voting centers. There are PEOPLE there. Cacti can't vote. Neither can rattlesnakes. You don't need a lot of drop boxes in the Grand Canyon or Petrified Forest or Meteor Crater. This isn't rocket surgery.pic.twitter.com/aT7BZ6vC5y

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        12. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          And none of the errors you are complaining about are the errors that the rate given applies to you intergalactic dunderheads. One rate is for purely machine errors and you're talking about human mistakes you nimrods.pic.twitter.com/gfJW5fIuqY

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        13. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          Good lord it's nearly 11 this is almost done and I'm going to have to at least look at the motion for preliminary injunction just to see if there is a LEGAL ARGUMENT for the whole made up post-election cert thingy.pic.twitter.com/CiAQEBStXr

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        14. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          Also, I don't think "Article II" is a stand-alone cause of action. But what the hell, it's not like you really need one of those to complain when you get booted out of the courthouse at Mach 3 anyway.

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        15. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          You know what, though - if the court tells them they can have post-election legislative certification for elections starting in 20020, I'm not sure I'd complain.pic.twitter.com/1xDDsudiMb

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        16. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          And I know I've said this, but if it's a prerogative it's not mandatory.pic.twitter.com/hKaYZ5RWuG

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        17. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          Lots more stuff here - all pure bullshit but also purely legal argument about the states being somehow preempted from determining the manner of selecting electors by the thing in the US Constitution that says they get to select the manner of selecting electors.pic.twitter.com/57cpzJ201P

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        18. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          And there is simply no way that a federal court - any federal court - can enjoin the Legislative Branch from carrying out a mandatory duty set out in the Constitution.pic.twitter.com/UOh7BJb283

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        19. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          WHAT THE EVERLOVING HOLY FUCK? NO DAMN STATE DOES THIS THING YOU HAVE MADE UP.pic.twitter.com/H4CTP4eOnb

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        20. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          How can it possibly - possibly - conceivably - be an equal protection issue if every state is blowing off the totally made up constitutional obligation you have invented out of totally thin air? HOW?

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        21. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          FFS, *only* making those states do that would potentially CREATE an equal protection problem. You dunderheads.

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        22. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          AS THEY DO IN WHAT OTHER STATES? The state of Confusion? The state of Denial? The state of Delusion? The state of New You Definitely Smoking Something?pic.twitter.com/vftvah7J9Y

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        23. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          WHAT OTHER CITIZENS OHMYGOD NOW YOURE JUST MAKING UP THAT THERE ARE PLACES THAT DO THIS THING YOU INVENTED WHAT FRESH HELL AM I IN NOW?pic.twitter.com/CjWk3W8lVn

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        24. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          Lots more about "legislative post-election certification." Here's the Google results for that phrase. Two are this twitter thread; one is this complaint; and one is the brief that fuckhead lawyer submitted advocating for SCOTUS to take a case he said here was correctly declined.pic.twitter.com/EbMfV5z70H

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        25. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          OHmygod --- That's it? Just these 3 claims?pic.twitter.com/fLymBhcDL3

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        26. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          No. No. No. No. nononononono. You didn't just do that to me.

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        27. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          I --- Oh. My. God.

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        28. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          Everything from page 34 to 109 was a factual allegation about the election. That's 75 pages. 75 damn pages of factual allegations THAT HAVE NOT ONE DAMN THING, NOT ONE BLOODY DAMN THING TO DO WITH THE CLAIMS. ZEFUCKINGRO. W H A T are they smoking? I need to know what to avoid.

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        29. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          The clerk that has to read this is gonna lose their shit in technicolor. That's a certainty. Losing of all the shit in Imax with full THX sound is a very very real possibility. Just - WOW.

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        30. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          75 totally irrelevant pages of meaningless factual allegations in a case brought on an emergency basis just before Christmas is -- I don't have words.

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        31. Mike Dunford‏ @questauthority 22 Dec 2020

          OK.Let's see what they're requesting. Usually you put the more reasonable requests up front and the longshots toward the end, but I see they're starting by requesting that several thousand pages of long-settled statutes, federal and in all 50 states, be declared unconstitutional.pic.twitter.com/k96HUQJ3vR

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