If you've only been running for a week, a 51-minute outage brings you down to less than 99.5% uptime. But if you've been running for an otherwise uninterrupted year, you're still over four nines. That's why my new startup is selling Retroactive Uptime As A Service
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Shutting down your service, but still have good stats? Sell the uptime to us
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Gold-level customers, who are able to cover the cost of legal and technical shenanigans, have the option to purchase one of a small number of running processes from an old IBM mainframe we acquired which hasn't been IPLed since the 1990s
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Ok but can you give me the last 20 years of my life back?
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