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    1. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 26 Nov 2017
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      How long does it take for a new developer to become productive on your codebase?

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      quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 25 Jan 2018
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      Oh right, I guess I forgot the punchline to this one: with pair programming, the answer is "no time at all". The newcomer is paired with an experienced developer. They are immediately productive

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        1. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 25 Jan 2018
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          I suppose you might want to add a few days for the newcomer to set up their environment. That's probably a solo task for them and the wiki

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        2. roy‏ @roysmeding 25 Jan 2018
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          the experienced developers on our team often don't have the answers either though? like our legacy code base is on the order of 800k lines of PHP and JS and assorted garbage, most of it written long before anyone on our team was around

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        3. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 25 Jan 2018
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          I'm sorry for not considering the case where nobody on your team is productive

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        2. David Turner‏ @NovalisDMT 25 Jan 2018
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          Or, more likely, they are dragging down the productivity of the experienced dev with questions, while contributing nothing at all. I guess 50% of the time, they're freeing up experienced dev's previous pair to go solo and actually get something done...

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        3. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 26 Jan 2018
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          Answering questions and distributing information is part of the duties of an experienced developer, this is how you get experienced developers in the first place

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        1. Jason Johnson‏ @KastaSedo 25 Jan 2018
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          The newcomer still takes nonzero time to ask questions,though. Technically, the time before first-productive-moment is much shorter, but that doesn't seem like a fair metric. Still, it's like getting the best possible documentation and a perfectly-tailored tutorial. Hard to beat.

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        1. Auntie Wendy ~ EVIL INTERNET EDITRIX ~‏ @This_Actress 28 Jan 2018
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          Former HP BP Analyst #AuntieWendySez YES! And? Not a new concept! FOREVER a good way (for documentation + testing + training) to task newbie w/picking brains. The entrenched (esp. devs/engineers!) HATE IT;(QUESTIONING THEIR WORK/assumptions!) but often bugs/implications found! 💋

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