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    1. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 4 Jan 2018
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      Donald Knuth said "Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it." We don't even prove correctness

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    2. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 4 Jan 2018
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      You're getting the exact bits which we originally wrote. No clouding of the programmers' vision. No dilution, no backups

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    3. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 4 Jan 2018
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      Source control is a crutch.

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    4. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 4 Jan 2018
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      You'd be surprised how little effort it takes to track bugs once you break free of your bug tracker

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    5. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 4 Jan 2018
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      [video clip of the founder using a small piece of "raw code", then breathing deeply and smiling broadly, not immediately dead]

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    6. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 4 Jan 2018
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      Raw code is how all code began. It's how we coded as children. It's simpler; easier. Look at everything we've accomplished since then!

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    7. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 4 Jan 2018
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      "Raw code" is code freed from the harsh, mechanical processes of "testing" and "source control". You might be writing "raw code" right now! Welcome to the movement!

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    8. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 4 Jan 2018
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      Raw code projects exist in all kinds of programming languages! PHP, JavaScript, PHP

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    9. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 4 Jan 2018
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      As a consumer of raw code, you'll witness software behaving in surprising ways, ways which even we as developers couldn't have anticipated. That's exciting to me. Bold

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    10. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 4 Jan 2018
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      You're welcome!

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      quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 5 Jan 2018
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      To answer a frequent question: no, "raw code" is not just another way of saying "bad code". To begin with, our way costs more

      9:46 AM - 5 Jan 2018
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        1. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 5 Jan 2018
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          Quick note from our lawyers, please DO NOT consume raw code orally in any form. This is extremely hazardous to your health and we cannot be held liable

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        2. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 5 Jan 2018
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          Raw code is like rare steak

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        1. Celestial M Weasel‏ @celestialweasel 5 Jan 2018
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          At a previous employer we had a CEO who used to say 'customers love to find bugs'

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