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    1. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 29 Aug 2016
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      The Lord Of The Rings trilogy is the same as The Hobbit but worse, five times longer with a bunch of its own problems

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    2. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 29 Aug 2016
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      First, before anything else: FIVE CHAPTERS of infodump! Can't let you read the adventure until you know exactly what's going on!

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    3. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 29 Aug 2016
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      Next I'll have the main character stay at home while nothing happens for nine years

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    4. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 29 Aug 2016
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      It's 1/4 of the book before the main character leaves his home country

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    5. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 29 Aug 2016
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      TOM BOMBADIL: Danger up ahead! FELLOWSHIP: Okay! [falls into warned-of danger] TOM: [rescues them] TOLKIEN: This was a good use of pages

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    6. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 29 Aug 2016
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      350 pages in, they climactically decide to destroy the One Ring at Mount Doom, which was ALREADY DECIDED THREE HUNDRED PAGES AGO

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    7. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 29 Aug 2016
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      There are so many better solutions to the One Ring problem that the entire Council of Elrond is dedicated to papering over those plot holes

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    8. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 29 Aug 2016
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      And most importantly, tell, don't show! Better if Gandalf EXPLAINS his thrilling solo adventures AFTER returning safely to his friends

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    9. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 29 Aug 2016
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      Why explain the awful consequences of Ringwraith capture BEFORE the attack, when you can do so two chapters after everybody escaped safely?

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    10. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 29 Aug 2016
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      To say nothing of the solution to every "The characters are out of food" problem being "Someone just gives them a lot of food"

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      The Hobbit and The Lord Of The Rings are like textbooks about what not to do and it boggles my mind that they found any success

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        2. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 29 Aug 2016
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          I guess they appeared at a time when hot buttered mushrooms were the pinnacle of escapist fantasy in the UK

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        3. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 29 Aug 2016
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          This also explains why so much fantasy is garbage: (1) follows Tolkien's terrible lead; (2) not even written by Tolkien

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        1. Full MeTAL linguiste‏ @TyphonBaalAmmon 29 Aug 2016
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          You might find this interesting : http://www.rilstone.talktalk.net/tolk.htm 

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        2. Rꙮy Wiggins‏ @RoyWiggins 29 Aug 2016
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          Like scifi, people can forgive meh fantasy plot a lot if the world-building is good.

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        3. Rꙮy Wiggins‏ @RoyWiggins 29 Aug 2016
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          or the inverse, forgiving crap history in historical fiction if the plot is fun.

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        1. David R‏ @quintopia 29 Aug 2016
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          preaching to the choir here. LotR is one of the best examples of "movie better than book"

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