After much deliberation, my favourite part of The Hobbit is where the dragon is killed offscreen by a previously unmentioned character
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This narrowly edges out the FOUR separate occasions where the day is saved by a deus ex machina (twice Gandalf, twice magical eagles)
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Also the long-telegraphed Battle Of Five Armies between Bard and the dwarves, in which... they join forces against random irate goblins
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Quick piece of advice. If the setup of your story is "We'll go from A to B and do X", don't spend 85% of the story getting to B. SHOW US X
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[whiny Milhouse voice] "When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!" Here the fireworks factory is Smaug's lair, obviously
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The Lord Of The Rings trilogy is the same as The Hobbit but worse, five times longer with a bunch of its own problems
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First, before anything else: FIVE CHAPTERS of infodump! Can't let you read the adventure until you know exactly what's going on!
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Next I'll have the main character stay at home while nothing happens for nine years
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It's 1/4 of the book before the main character leaves his home country
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TOM BOMBADIL: Danger up ahead! FELLOWSHIP: Okay! [falls into warned-of danger] TOM: [rescues them] TOLKIEN: This was a good use of pages
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350 pages in, they climactically decide to destroy the One Ring at Mount Doom, which was ALREADY DECIDED THREE HUNDRED PAGES AGO
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There are so many better solutions to the One Ring problem that the entire Council of Elrond is dedicated to papering over those plot holes
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And most importantly, tell, don't show! Better if Gandalf EXPLAINS his thrilling solo adventures AFTER returning safely to his friends
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