After much deliberation, my favourite part of The Hobbit is where the dragon is killed offscreen by a previously unmentioned character
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[whiny Milhouse voice] "When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!" Here the fireworks factory is Smaug's lair, obviously
The Lord Of The Rings trilogy is the same as The Hobbit but worse, five times longer with a bunch of its own problems
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First, before anything else: FIVE CHAPTERS of infodump! Can't let you read the adventure until you know exactly what's going on!
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Next I'll have the main character stay at home while nothing happens for nine years
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if the name of your chapter is what your protagonists had for lunch break while on the road, maybe don't
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