After much deliberation, my favourite part of The Hobbit is where the dragon is killed offscreen by a previously unmentioned character
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Also the long-telegraphed Battle Of Five Armies between Bard and the dwarves, in which... they join forces against random irate goblins
Quick piece of advice. If the setup of your story is "We'll go from A to B and do X", don't spend 85% of the story getting to B. SHOW US X
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[whiny Milhouse voice] "When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!" Here the fireworks factory is Smaug's lair, obviously
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The Lord Of The Rings trilogy is the same as The Hobbit but worse, five times longer with a bunch of its own problems
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