quarantine 'em

Hypothetically speaking if I were giving a talk about videogame speed runs (which I'm not) what topics do you think I should cover

The tragedy of speed: the earliest, buggiest, most broken version of your game is also the fastest one for speed running purposes

Maybe a brief session how and why not to take it personally when people break your game in half in search of shortcuts

By the way this would be a talk directed at game designers, and I know nothing about game design. Or, like, videogames

How do you design a game to be speedrun? *Should* you? Why? What should you expect if you do?

"Hi. I've got no idea who any of you people are. Now here's what I think you should do differently"

Human speed runs : tool-assisted speed runs :: 100m sprint : land speed record

I could just burn an entire hour on a mangled explanation of the Wrong Warp glitch in The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time