quarantine 'em

Alright, today's rant is about how good the Fast & Furious movies are

To work out what they're going to film, they literally make a little city and drive model cars around making sound effects with their mouths

They gave Dwayne Johnson a daughter SOLELY so he could use the line "Daddy's gotta go to work"

By Furious 7 the characters have a reached a level where Bugatti Veyrons condense out of thin air whenever they arrive at a new location

Paul Walker was essentially the token white guy, which is actually kind of a big deal for such an insanely successful action franchise

It's sort of disappointing that they'll most likely retire Jordana Brewster's character too. She spent three movies doing nothing much

As soon as Jordana Brewster's character was found to be pregnant, bam! Stay-at-home mom forever.