quarantine 'em

RFC7159§10 says "a JSON generator produces JSON text" but neglects to specify how, soooo JSON.stringify = function() { return "null"; }

Hilariously, RFC7159§9 says "A JSON parser MAY accept non-JSON forms", so I can also do this JSON.parse = function() { return null; }

I'll tell you what, this two-tweet standards-compliant JSON stack demolishes native implementations in performance tests

* Small code size (<1kB before minification) * Can serialise arbitrary JavaScript values including functions and cyclical objects

(The joke is that JSON is poorly specified)