You had me at "Node.js [...] COBOL" https://github.com/IonicaBizau/node-cobol/ …
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I thought for sure the craziest idea in the module "node-cobol" would be Node.js or COBOL but here we are
JavaScript multiline string syntax: var s = (function(){/* STRING GOES HERE */}).toString().slice(14, -3);
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Sadly it looks like ECMAScript 6 will have multiline strings, otherwise this could become the most horrifying JavaScript idiom of all time
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Kind of having a tough time deciding what to call this method, but here, have a polyfill https://gist.github.com/ferno/56996c1bd0c342114ea5 …
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@qntm@KommaChameleon Blimey. What a beautiful atrocity - a strangely ingenious solution to a problem that should never have existed anywayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@qntm JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@qntm@mcclure111 Saw that the other day in the Edge docs, wtf. That technique seems super high risk for syntax errors...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@qntm I mean you can just join an array with ['line1', 'line2'].join('\n') or read it from a file!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@qntm looks like your manual for destroying the earth's gonna come in handy soon.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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