@qntm at least they haven't started using emojis, like 
Scan, pronounced "EMOJI EYES Scan" or "You Plus One Eff Four Four Zero Scan"
Laser eye surgery people need to stop using the prefix "i" for their stuff because it's extremely confusing in spoken conversation
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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