Skip to content
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookies Use. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • About

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
qntm's profile
quarantine 'em
quarantine 'em
quarantine 'em
@qntm

Tweets

quarantine 'em

@qntm

I created the Antimemetics Division. http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/antimemetics-division-hub …

qntm.org
Joined September 2009

Tweets

  • © 2020 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Imprint
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    1. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm May 13
      • Report Tweet
      • Report NetzDG Violation

      quarantine 'em Retweeted Ex

      to be fair this is a problem specifically with this one guy and if all his packages were removed the problem would shrink by more than halfhttps://twitter.com/xkeepah/status/1260515053834391552 …

      quarantine 'em added,

      Ex @xkeepah
      this just reminds me of how hopelessly, completely fucked up npm and its whole fucking infra is package install counts are basically the new high scores, so obviously you make a bunch of modules that do literally one incredibly trivial thing, and then 30 copies of it pic.twitter.com/VHPJ9co6KY
      Show this thread
      4 replies 12 retweets 75 likes
      Show this thread
    2. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm May 13
      • Report Tweet
      • Report NetzDG Violation

      this is the guy whose package `is-even`, which tells you whether a number is even, has the following source code, in its entirety: var isOdd = require('is-odd'); module.exports = function isEven(i) { return !isOdd(i); };

      2 replies 11 retweets 40 likes
      Show this thread
      quarantine 'em‏ @qntm May 13
      • Report Tweet
      • Report NetzDG Violation

      this guy has a package `filter-object`, where you give it an object and a filter and it returns a new object with only some of the keys of the original. about four lines of code, right? no dependencies, surely? watch: https://npm.anvaka.com/#/view/2d/filter-object …

      6:55 AM - 13 May 2020
      • 13 Retweets
      • 57 Likes
      • Anton dines at home Florian Philipp i stan birds 🎵🎷🐓 Brian who survived a powerline ㍶ Dana McKiernan The Artist Formerly Known As Bitcoin Cat™ Dan 🔰🏗️🌐 Heather ⬢ Flowers ⬢ At ⬢ Home
      5 replies 13 retweets 57 likes
        1. New conversation
        2. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm May 13
          • Report Tweet
          • Report NetzDG Violation

          I once discovered someone had used `filter-object` in our front-end code, I replaced it with a simple loop and saved us 900kB of dependencies

          1 reply 8 retweets 55 likes
          Show this thread
        3. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm May 13
          • Report Tweet
          • Report NetzDG Violation

          quarantine 'em Retweeted Lúcás Meier

          yeah this is how the fellow ends up claiming with a straight face that his code is used by NASAhttps://twitter.com/cronokirby/status/1260569190416728064 …

          quarantine 'em added,

          Lúcás Meier @cronokirby
          Replying to @ShareDVI @qntm
          I don't think people really use these packages directly, there a few packages worth using, that commit the mistake of depending on these micro packages, often because the authors are the same, so you end up with them transitively
          1 reply 3 retweets 19 likes
          Show this thread
        4. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm May 13
          • Report Tweet
          • Report NetzDG Violation

          it would be marginally less annoying if the code itself wasn't so FLAKY `isOdd(1e100)` should return `false` but throws an exception `isOdd(2.5)` throws because it's expecting an integer, but `isOdd('')` returns `false` `isEven` doesn't even use the latest `isOdd`?

          2 replies 9 retweets 56 likes
          Show this thread
        5. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm May 13
          • Report Tweet
          • Report NetzDG Violation

          I'm sure he's a lovely fellow but his code is among the absolute worst I've ever seen

          2 replies 2 retweets 17 likes
          Show this thread
        6. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm May 13
          • Report Tweet
          • Report NetzDG Violation

          my package `abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz` is a parody of his workhttps://www.npmjs.com/package/abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz …

          4 replies 4 retweets 40 likes
          Show this thread
        7. End of conversation
        1. New conversation
        2. ø‏ @destroyvegas May 13
          • Report Tweet
          • Report NetzDG Violation
          Replying to @qntm

          const obj = {}; for (const [key, value] of Object.entries(oldObj).filter(([key, value]) => whitelist.includes(key) || filter[key](value)) { Reflect.setProperty(obj, key, value); } can i be jonschlinkert now

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. ø‏ @destroyvegas May 13
          • Report Tweet
          • Report NetzDG Violation
          Replying to @destroyvegas @qntm

          whoops it should've been `(filter[key] ?? (v) => false)(value)` guess 250 dependencies was the better option all along

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        4. 4 more replies
        1. Travis Northcutt‏ @tnorthcutt May 13
          • Report Tweet
          • Report NetzDG Violation
          Replying to @qntm

          This is performance art, right?

          0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
          Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
          Undo
        1. ⓔ‏ @smotchkkiss May 13
          • Report Tweet
          • Report NetzDG Violation
          Replying to @qntm

          wtf

          0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
          Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
          Undo
        1. Jymbob‏ @wiresjr May 14
          • Report Tweet
          • Report NetzDG Violation
          Replying to @qntm

          Holy smokes. That almost brought my laptop down

          0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
          Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
          Undo

      Loading seems to be taking a while.

      Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

        Promoted Tweet

        false

        • © 2020 Twitter
        • About
        • Help Center
        • Terms
        • Privacy policy
        • Imprint
        • Cookies
        • Ads info