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    quarantine 'em‏ @qntm Jan 20
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    quarantine 'em Retweeted John Feminella  🌠

    I'm going to use this decent thread as a platform for my own views Hey, fools, CODE IS LIABILITY, SOMEONE NEEDS TO OWN IThttps://twitter.com/jxxf/status/1219009308438024200 …

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    John Feminella  🌠 @jxxf
    ⏲️ As of today, we have about eighteen years to go until the Y2038 problem occurs. But the Y2038 problem will be giving us headaches long, long before 2038 arrives. I'd like to tell you a story about this.
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      2. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm Jan 20
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        quarantine 'em Retweeted John Feminella  🌠

        It shouldn't matter how long ago the original programmer left the organisation, SOMEONE should be responsible for that codehttps://twitter.com/jxxf/status/1219009311676030976 …

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        John Feminella  🌠 @jxxf
        No one knew what was wrong at first. This batch job had never, ever crashed before, as far as anyone remembered or had logs for. The person who originally wrote it had been dead for at least 15 years, and in any case hadn't been employed by the firm for decades.
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        quarantine 'em Retweeted John Feminella  🌠

        Someone is responsible for this code having no tests. It's not the person who left the companyhttps://twitter.com/jxxf/status/1219009313164943362 …

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        John Feminella  🌠 @jxxf
        The program was not that big, maybe a few hundred lines. But it was fairly impenetrable — written in a style that favored computational efficiency over human readability. And of course, there were zero tests.
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      4. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm Jan 20
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        All code is a liability. Code that nobody owns, nobody knows how it works, how to build it, what to do when it goes wrong, is a massive liability and a time bomb

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      5. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm Jan 20
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        There is code that you own and you don't know you own it. There's code you know you own and you've never once looked at it. Get a spelunking task up on the board

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      6. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm Jan 20
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        I mean, it might be nothing. But it might be you need to drop everything else and spend six months applying ten years of cumulative shirked security fixes. Until you look you don't know

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      7. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm Jan 20
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        When I inherit code, I schedule time to investigate it. You always inherit bugs, tickets, incomplete work, unknown unknowns. If nothing else, people ease off when they know something isn't going to be their responsibility anymore

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