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    1. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 7 Sep 2019
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      OK so if you remember this thread you may also remember that Google People doesn't show up in the Google Graveyard apparently (according to a Googler) the reason for that is because the project never "died", because internally it was never considered to be "alive" (cont.)https://twitter.com/qntm/status/1164301933949128709 …

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      cripes does anybody remember Google People
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      quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 7 Sep 2019
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      I reset my pw and logged back in to Google People for the first time in 10 (?) years just now and discovered the following: 1. 10 years of updates on my account, written by me

      4:00 PM - 7 Sep 2019
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      • hayAmi Chinese_T so what did you do in TIME PRISON, chief? MOVED @honeyglot Oriaan Alice Wade Rouge Touati-Evans Jan Moros Esteban Sekaris!!! on ICE
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        2. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 7 Sep 2019
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          2. also 10 years of "updates" for every other person I knew on there! I guess they made some algorithm to simulate continued activity? current hypothesis is that this was an attempt to game their metrics after it was really unpopular

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        3. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 7 Sep 2019
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          3. INCLUDING PHOTOS

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        4. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 7 Sep 2019
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          4. the algorithm is startlingly good at imitating my writing style for updates at first but it wanders way off topic and starts repeating itself because, you know, it's a bot. like how predictive text challenges always get locked in a loop

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        5. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 7 Sep 2019
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          (going to stop numbering these) so by the time of present-day updates it's going in psychotic circles talking for thousands of words about "metal" and "low ceilings" and it generally seems to be quite unhappy for a bot

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        6. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 7 Sep 2019
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          Other current theory is that they kept this going as a semi-actual social network which they could experiment on

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        7. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 7 Sep 2019
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          which is actually quite cool because Facebook had that problem where they were doing ethically dubious experiments on their users and, Google People, the users are all screaming mad bots, problem "solved"...?

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        8. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 7 Sep 2019
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          of course it could be that classic "AI" thing where they're actually just woefully underpaid real people writing miserable fake posts in trash conditions

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        9. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 7 Sep 2019
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          whatever's going on this latest auto generated photo of "me" looks pretty angry and like legitimately sick

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        10. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 7 Sep 2019
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          "turn on your monitor" yuk yuk but seriously it's like they used a "radiation sickness" filter. it's actually legit upsetting to look at. no thank you

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        11. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 7 Sep 2019
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          quarantine 'em Retweeted zaratustra secret ninja from nasa

          this rings a bell but it could have been Google Plushttps://twitter.com/zarawesome/status/1170481130933575685 …

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          zaratustra secret ninja from nasa @zarawesome
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          was that the social network with the teeth fetish people i mean it's gotta be a sex thing there were people just posting hundreds and hundreds of pictures of teeth to each other
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        12. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 7 Sep 2019
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          quarantine 'em Retweeted Andrew Aguecheek

          https://twitter.com/AndrewAguecheek/status/1170481684388691968 …

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          Andrew Aguecheek @AndrewAguecheek
          I actually had a Google People account because I was an early Gmail adopter - when you had to geg for invites c. 2004. Didn't realise it still existed! https://twitter.com/qntm/status/1170471690574467073 …
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        13. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 7 Sep 2019
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          basically if this is a dead social network, re-animated to do long-term experiments on, they are evidently not nice fun experiments and the "participants" do not enjoy them

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        14. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 8 Sep 2019
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          quarantine 'em Retweeted Mechanically Literal

          https://twitter.com/literal_machine/status/1170555407259119616 …

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          Mechanically Literal @literal_machine
          Replying to @qntm
          I just logged in for the first time in literally a decade, and it looks like they've got some pretty good face-aging algorithms for profile pics, though it gets the eyes very wrong lol
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        15. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 8 Sep 2019
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          quarantine 'em Retweeted Mechanically Literal

          ah yeah all those bizarrely-phrased reminder emails after not logging in for a while "Don't forget about completing your Person!"https://twitter.com/literal_machine/status/1170748559311953920 …

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          Mechanically Literal @literal_machine
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          That’s another weird thing I’d forgotten, they didn’t call it your “profile” they called it your “person”
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        16. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 8 Sep 2019
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          "Your Person is empty" "Your Person is lonely" just say you want more details about my hobbies or whatever, cripes. unsubscribe

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        17. quarantine 'em‏ @qntm 10 Oct 2019
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          Continuedhttps://twitter.com/qntm/status/1182443390429995009 …

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          I have to confess I was still morbidly curious about this so here are some more preliminary research results research result the first: everybody hated working at/on Google People https://twitter.com/qntm/status/1170471690574467073 …
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