My new startup's business model is we have a magic box with a button which every time we push it someone in the world dies and we get a thousand dollars
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Our net profit is negative six hundred and ten million dollars per quarter
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We are drowning, literally drowning, in VC funding. They invented whole new funding series for us, "Series Ω"
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Our transition to consistent profitability hinges on a series of crucial court cases in which we make murder legal
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Since it's more profitable in the long run to leave people alive to create value, the startup isn't unethical because it logically doesn't exist, online commenters argue
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Maybe take swimming lessons from Scrooge McDuck?
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