My new startup's business model is we have a magic box with a button which every time we push it someone in the world dies and we get a thousand dollars
Show this thread
-
-
We are drowning, literally drowning, in VC funding. They invented whole new funding series for us, "Series Ω"
Show this thread -
Our transition to consistent profitability hinges on a series of crucial court cases in which we make murder legal
Show this thread -
Since it's more profitable in the long run to leave people alive to create value, the startup isn't unethical because it logically doesn't exist, online commenters argue
Show this thread
End of conversation
New conversation -
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.