The absolute best thing about self-driving cars is the descriptor, "self-driving cars". Because when something goes wrong, who's to blame? Why, the driver! And who was driving? The car! It was driving itself!
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Sure these mobile app developers were testing life-critical realtime code in an unprepared live environment and killed a real human on a public street but it's the CAR'S FAULT
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This is how non-self-driving cars are treated already.
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This is so ominous with all context removed.
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@qntm, when can we expect a new SCP entry for this?
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this isn't actually a problem specific to self-driving car reporting, iirc
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I've heard that a Tesla with autopilot engaged can smell menstrual blood.
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