quarantine 'em

Now, if you're NOT being attacked by the Mossad — which, by the way, is where you want to be —

As a child in 1977, John had met Gordon Moore; Gordon had pulled a quarter from behind John’s ear and then proclaimed that he would pull twice as many quarters from John’s ear every 18 months. Moore, of course, was an incorrigible liar

I HAVE NO TOOLS BECAUSE I’VE DESTROYED MY TOOLS WITH MY TOOLS

What's that? You're angry because people told you to move your email servers to the cloud, and then you moved into the cloud, but then the cloud went down and your provider isn't telling you what happened? Well, listen, the solution is easy! You should want to use email less!

[Bane impression] Maybe! When you build your system! It will be correct the first time!