quarantine 'em

The desire to make systems more reliable is a powerful one; unfortunately, this addiction, if left unchecked, will inescapably lead to madness

Foolish mortal! No! Of course they don't work that way! Don't ever take knowledge from the regular world and try to apply it to JavaScript!

Fundamentally speaking, one thing that's kinda weird about a lot of these services is that they're basically built around this model of creating a new type of poor person

[startup pitch] Using advanced machine learning, we decide which rich people should take which teeth from the poor people

A modern Web page is a catastrophe. It’s like a scene from one of those apocalyptic medieval paintings that depicts what would happen if Galactus arrived

[A] Web page is now like V’Ger from the first “Star Trek” movie, a piece of technology that we once understood but can no longer fathom, a thrashing leviathan of code and markup written by people so untrustworthy that they’re not even third parties, they’re fifth parties

[W3C] specifications are binding upon browser vendors in the same way that you can ask a Gila monster to meet you at the airport