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Fundamentally speaking, one thing that's kinda weird about a lot of these services is that they're basically built around this model of creating a new type of poor person
[startup pitch] Using advanced machine learning, we decide which rich people should take which teeth from the poor people
A modern Web page is a catastrophe. It’s like a scene from one of those apocalyptic medieval paintings that depicts what would happen if Galactus arrived
[A] Web page is now like V’Ger from the first “Star Trek” movie, a piece of technology that we once understood but can no longer fathom, a thrashing leviathan of code and markup written by people so untrustworthy that they’re not even third parties, they’re fifth parties
[W3C] specifications are binding upon browser vendors in the same way that you can ask a Gila monster to meet you at the airport
Quirks mode was originally invented because many Web pages were made during the Eisenhower administration, and the computing industry wanted to preserve Web-based narratives about why “the rock and roll” is corrupting our youth
It never gets better. As shown by this graph, life only gets worse. Time is on the X axis, worseness is on the Y axis. That line is going up and to the right, ladies and gentlemen. So: let's talk about computer security
So, if you believe in the Internet of Things — which, by the way, you should not —
That function has an argument that's a pointer to THE UNIVERSE. Where do I get a UNIVERSE POINTER? I am not GALACTUS!pic.twitter.com/OyxeWEF0v9
Okay, that's enough of that. You have been reading a thread of out-of-context screengrabs and quotes of the venerable James Mickens: admire him, follow him, buy locks of his hair
It's like Uber for smiles!
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