Mike Q

http://blog.moovweb.com/2013/02/happy-valentines-day-internet-behold-the-harlem-shake-bookmarklet/ … This is just the internettiest. Harlem Shake up any page via this Chrome bookmarklet.

@AdmirlAckbar I would consider trading Brees for him esp. in our keeper league. Would have to think about it though.

@AdmirlAckbar @itsBong Dammit I should've drafted Luck. I don't have an NFL team, so I'm adopting the Colts because of my Stanford boy.

@AdmirlAckbar @itsbong @willnotsmith Eh I should've known. Forgot to check myself; ended up wrecking myself. Lesson learned.

@AdmirlAckbar @itsbong @willnotsmith can't blame ya, team's stacked. Really happy last year's winner picked before me this year!

@AdmirlAckbar @willnotsmith @itsBong good draft guys, REAL pleasure, absolutely my favorite draft ever, makes me wish there were 5 more rds

@AdmirlAckbar @willnotsmith @itsbong Oscar's obviously Taco because, you know...Mexican.

Slightly closer to Desaparecidos. Slightly louder. Slightly awesomer. http://instagr.am/p/PGWcbnvG6H/ 

You can't tell by this picture but that's über emo kid Conor Oberst rocking the fuck out with Desaparecidos. http://instagr.am/p/PGQpQjPG0w/ 

Fuck Yeah Fest is really sparing no expense with the pyrotechnics. #fyffest http://instagr.am/p/PF44jpvG-r/ 

This pineapple mango smoothie is just what the doctor ordered. And by doctor I mean this hot day in the FYF sun. #fb

Future Islands, sunset, the very definition of Fuck Yeah. http://instagr.am/p/PDfywRPGxM/ 

With @allieinspace & @wornwhite pre-FYF in DTLA! @ Spring St. Bar http://instagr.am/p/PDHhXJPG5e/ 

Yosemite bike riders: mount up http://instagr.am/p/OiMtMpPG-k/ 

Judging by the line at this UA, an afternoon matinee of Hope Springs is the equivalent of a midnight showing of TDKR, but for ppl > 60. #fb

Lasers? Smoke? Confetti? Looks like a party bomb just went off. http://instagr.am/p/NaoTBDPG3q/ 

AT&T Park is ridiculously amazing. http://instagr.am/p/NHWvVWPG5n/ 

Charles Q. Barles framed http://instagr.am/p/MRfujwvGzY/ 

When people say your kid is precocious, it's just code for "will grow up to be an annoying know-it-all."

My sister just read it. ಠ_ಠ RT@robdelaney Carrying around 50 Shades of Grey is a classy way to tell ppl "I like to have my b-hole fingered."