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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    I’d be protective too if someone stole my ass.

    “What world does he live in where he needs 3 handguns to get groceries?”
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  2. Jun 3

    my shampoo bottle has given me STRONG electric shocks three times... very strange

    2 replies . 1 retweet 17 likes
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    Jun 1

    How an octopus named Otto caused an aquarium power outage by climbing to the edge of his tank and shooting a jet of water at a bright light that was annoying him

    13 replies . 147 retweets 562 likes
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  4. Jun 1

    when you construct the reals from ZFC....

    Kramer: “I’ve cut slices so thin, I couldn’t even see them.” Elaine: “How’d you know you cut it?” Kramer: “Well, I guess I just assumed.”
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  5. May 22

    d amazon / dx

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  6. May 22

    a “white paper” has to be the least efficient way to communicate an idea, ever

    2 replies . 1 retweet 23 likes
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  7. May 20

    dropped my iphone on the bus today. been watching it send its gps coordinates from all over town. the Ring is trying to get back to its master. it wants to be found.

    5 replies . 1 retweet 54 likes
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  8. May 20

    stranger in a strange land is possibly the worst book i've ever read....

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  9. May 13

    nuclear energy is the greenest energy source. if you tweak the dials just right, it can turn entire cities to wildlife refuges

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  10. May 12

    first time flying with Condor. the only movie included in the in-flight entertainment system was Happy Feet 2.... as if flying economy is not miserable as it is, they had to really rub it in

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  11. May 6

    not the best casting decision to cast the “bazinga dude” as prosecutor in a murder trial

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  12. May 3

    facebook thinks this guy is too dangerous for social media

    3 replies . 1 retweet 6 likes
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  13. May 1

    anything above 25C indoors is hell on earth

    8 replies . 38 likes
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  14. Apr 27

    love when a salad just has a tiny piece of parsley in it... one chew half way through you just get a taste explosion of parsley next chew it’s gone again

    2 replies . 1 retweet 16 likes
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  15. Apr 23

    there is a stench of pure death in any initiative of a government institute or private corporation to get kids excited about technology

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  16. Apr 23

    jag drömmer fortfarande om dig ibland

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  17. Apr 19

    happiness is there is a guy out there you can blame everything on him

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  18. Retweeted
    Apr 19

    My wife just called Civ "farmville" and I'm not sure I will ever fully recover.

    7 replies . 28 retweets 242 likes
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  19. Apr 18

    facebook, as a corporation, has dirt on everyone below the age of 30. google too. it gets crazy the more you think about it

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  20. Retweeted
    Apr 16

    Hungarian mathematician Paul Erdős offered $500 for the solution to an equation the field "may not be ready for."

    2 replies . 14 retweets 47 likes
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