All you cashiers that ask black people if we want receipts the answer is YES every time. Double YES if I don't have a bag. I'll be damned if I walk out of your store without proof of payment. Tryna set me up? 
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Lol! U tryna write my jokes for me nowadays bruh...
I'll never be as funny as you, but these crazy times sometimes make me wanna try! 
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Ur a natural sir... let’s write a comedy about the heights!
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