Lol! U tryna write my jokes for me nowadays bruh... 
All you cashiers that ask black people if we want receipts the answer is YES every time. Double YES if I don't have a bag. I'll be damned if I walk out of your store without proof of payment. Tryna set me up? 
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I'll never be as funny as you, but these crazy times sometimes make me wanna try!
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IDC who you are...if u buy anything...ever...get a receipt.
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